I like bacon. Bacon likes me. My thighs do not like bacon… or me, for that matter. In fact, they’ve decided lately that the best form of rebellion is broken capillaries. Don’t get my wrong-they’re not Godzilla-thunder-Big Momma’s house thighs. Mostly. But they need help…
As I mentioned earlier, I got my package from Bliss (two days earlier, might I add)! While my new pair of fit flops are pretty much insanely ugly, the 6 oz tub of fatgirlslim is not in the least unsightly. It’s, well… slim. So much so that when I first picked it up, I thought, “I paid $29 for THIS???” Then I got dressed in front of a mirror and realized that I probably would have spent $129. Aside from feeling vaguely bankrupt, my only other thought so far is “mmm, this smells nice.” Tomorrow will start my trial run of it! I also got a sample of fatgirlsleep, but I’m not willing to spend $38 for that product until I see some damn results! Which I better, because last time I checked, I don’t piss liquid gold. Sorry. Cover your children’s eyes.
Shopper’s Tip: If you’re thinking of ordering from Blissworld.com, search “Bliss promotion codes,” first. I used WELCOME05 (which was still working a few days ago) and received a free Bliss shower tote, as well as a 6 piece sink-side kit. Score!
ALSO: If you can wait until the 18th, Blissworld.com will be having a sale (running through the 21st) where you can save up to 70% off! *collective groan of credit cards*
Now for the bad news (for my wallet)… The order also came with an overly tempting catalogue. So, here’s my question-have any of you used products from Bliss? Any must haves I should know about?
Soon to be slim thighed (I hope),
The Beauty Sniper