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Male fashion fumbles are a part of life and happen to most guys. Unlike women, guys typically feel as good as anything with a t-shirt and jeans. But these aren’t always the best choices. Social gatherings and work events continue into the fall, so avoid some of the worst mistakes.
Letting Your Hair Go Wild
There was a time when the bedhead look was the thing to do. Men and women are both guilty of this horrific crime against fashion. But the 90s and 10s are long gone, and we have all grown up a bit. Today, perfect hair is placed high on the list for anyone even a little concerned about their looks. Women can spend all day in a salon. But for guys, a hair transplant, tonics, and caffeine shampoos are regularly used to help keep your hair in check, fuller and thicker.
Thinking Everything Fits Well
Just a little extra effort goes a long way when decking out your fall wardrobe. No. Not everything fits you perfectly, despite what you think after 0.2 seconds of checking in the mirror! Always try on clothes and ensure they fit your physique and complement your body. Try these tips:
- Knowing your body type will make a huge difference in how you shop for clothing.
- Experiment with different brands, as they aren’t all made the same.
- Get expert advice from a tailor and invest in some tailor-made special pieces.
There are various body types. Knowing yours will help you decide which clothes fit you best. You might also find more success by trying various brands, and even sizes can be wildly different. Always ask in-store staff about sizes and fittings, as they are always happy to help.
Male Fashion Fumbles Includes Jeans
Let’s face it, jeans are awesome. When you’re having one of those days, jeans. Laundry day; jeans. Jeans are so popular that almost 60% of US adults wear them often. However, men love jeans! And you probably think they’re okay to wear all the time. Sure, there are various styles and colors, even jeans that match the hues of fall. But they aren’t always suitable, no matter how trendy your new pair is! Every now and then, the jeans have to be taken off and swapped.
The Worn-Out Look
This kind of ties in with jeans as so many guys love their old and worn jeans. The worn-out look is, well, worn out! Grunge is dead, Dave Grohl is old, and it’s time to grow up! Seriously though, why do you want to look like you don’t care? This isn’t a healthy look, nor is it one that is likely to attract the attention of the girls or guys if that’s your thing. Celebrities can get away with it because of who they are. But for us, mere mortals, a little pride in ourselves goes a long way.
Very Low Necklines
Okay, so we are living in a world of gender ambiguity. Men are wearing women’s stuff, and women are wearing men’s stuff, just like they always did! However, while it’s a perfectly fine tower that makes you comfortable, there are some pieces that were designed for the female form. We’re talking about the plunging neckline! The whole point of this is to show off a woman’s assets. If you’ve got them, well, you know! Simply put, men don’t have the same kind of assets!
Brands and Trends Male Fashion Fumbles
We’ve mentioned checking out various brands to find a style that fits. But men hate changes. More often than not, guys will find a brand and stick with it. This is fine, but you might find something better if you don’t rely on the one brand you know well or the current trends.
- Think about the colors of fall, such as browns, yellows, and dark reds.
- Spend some time looking at seasonal clothing in your favorite stores.
- Research using sites such as Pinterest to look for men with similar body types.
- Be bold and try new things, as some might complement your style.
- Think about the practicality of your wardrobe, such as work versus leisure.
Each season needs a new wardrobe. Matching the colors of the season helps feel connected to it and ensures you stay fashionable while doing so. Checking out what makes other guys look good can work for you too, so check the web and buy clothing for work and for personal stuff.
Leather Pants, Oh My!
Like plunging necklines, there are also certain pants that just aren’t meant for guys. Sure, there are cultural and traditional types of leather pants, such as lederhosen. However, unless you’re taking part in a Bavarian celebration such as Oktoberfest, why would you even bother? Leather pants are form-fitting, and men just don’t have that shape! Additionally, they’re a nightmare and get really hot. Think and remember that episode of Friends where Ross gets stuck in his pants!
What’s With All the Sunglasses?
Maybe in the 80s, it was cool to wear sunglasses at night. But today, you just look like a dork! Sunglasses are designed to protect the eyes from UV radiation. Do you see any radioactive balls of hydrogen in a grocery store? Okay, so we still get some sun during fall, but it’s gone by the end of September. But even in summer, indoor sunglasses look stupid. If you’ve splurged on an expensive pair, wearing them on occasion makes them all the more special.
Male Fashion Fumbles by Proxy
It’s never too late, so maybe it’s time to grow up a bit and choose your own clothes. You aren’t alone if you don’t buy your own threads, as 37% of men in a relationship have their partner do it for them. Others even have their clothes bought by their mom! As well-meaning as these special people might be, they aren’t you, they don’t know your style, and they don’t have to wear the clothes! Don’t let yourself be a victim of fashion crimes by proxy, and buy your own clothes!
Blingin It Up Like a Rapper
Jewelry is awesome, especially when used correctly. Women can get away with wearing tons of it, as it complements the female form and style well. Men need to be more reserved. However, you can still wear your favorite jewelry well without looking like a 90s rap video extra:
- Stick with the classics, such as quality cufflinks, a ring, and a gentleman’s watch.
- Bracelets and extra pieces will probably be better used for casual events like parties.
- Always choose items that complement your outfit, such as silver watches for gray suits.
You can’t go wrong with the classics. Cufflinks and a good watch will give you a massive style and confidence boost at work or parties. Speaking of parties, less formal ones, such as gold bracelets, are great for your NSFW outfits. But no matter what, think about the style and colors.
Showing a Little Too Much
There are some ways to dress that just aren’t appropriate whether you are a man or a woman. Recently, we have seen men dressing to fit in and ending up showing a bit too much of themselves. This isn’t okay for the ladies, and it definitely isn’t okay for the guys. Yes, we’re talking about the low-rise pants trend! Okay, so the pants themselves look fine when you are standing perfectly still! With one sudden move, we can see almost everything. Don’t bend over!
Summary
Letting you go a little wild is just one of the male fashion fumbles to avoid this coming fall. Relying too much on brands and trends doesn’t help your personal style either. And we can all agree that low necklines, leather pants, and various other garments can show us too much!